Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Panic Course



"Panisch Kurs" means "Panic Course".
I saw this poster in a pub in Nuremberg. Actually it was an advertisement for a Spanish training (=Spanisch Kurs). The first letter of "Spanisch" was covered by an other poster and it changed the meaning completely into a “Panic Course”.

How would a panic course look like?

"Hello, I'm Udo, your panic instructor."
"Today and during the next few sessions you will learn how to panic. I don't mean that whiny-help-murmuring kind of panic but the screaming, howling, jumping-for-salvation kind of rush-of-blood-to-the-head-panic."
"You are newbies regarding panic. You have no idea yet how hysterical you can be. I will enlighten you".
"Today we will discuss the nature of panic. By the end of today's session you will be able to perform a very convincing oh-my-god-there-is-a-spider-beside-my-bed panic."
"Next week we will concentrate on I-don't-have-anything-to-dress-and-today-is-the-date-of-my-life-panic".
"Future lessons will be about Titanic-life-boat-fighting-panic and iphone-big-sale-panic".
"And now I want to hear you moan! Are you ready for the panic of your life? Damn, I can't hear you. Are you ready?"


Oh, by the way: Don't panic, it's only my imagination.

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This was my post number 500. A long way since the beginning of 2006. Many many words, a huge pile of photos and a lot more of my inside that I imagined. No idea where this leads to but it's still fun doing this blogging thing.

4 comments:

  1. super great posting!!! it´s so funny

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  2. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha {Hysterical laughter} I cann´t breath! I´m dying! Tears are rolling down my cheeks!
    Great 500th post! Congratulations!

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  3. I had a good one this week.

    The I-sit-in-my-spanish-class-
    everybody-looks-at-me-
    and-I-dont-know-what-to-say-
    because-I-had-no-time-to-do-my-
    spanish-homework-panic.

    But I solved the problem without panic –
    I just did'nt go :-)

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  4. Bruhaha! Very funny, really. Congratulations for posting #500!
    MrO

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